Adulting Accomplished | Hand-Dipped Incense

Smells like you actually cleaned your apartment (even if you just lit incense and called it good enough). Fresh, citrusy, and convincingly responsible. Your space will smell like you have your life together.

Scent Profile: Bright citrus with clean, fresh notes
Burn Time: ~25 minutes per stick
Bundle: 10 sticks, hand-wrapped in kraft parchment
Perfect For: Faking productivity, post-cleaning victory lap, impressing unexpected guests

Transparency Time: This isn't made with real botanicals—it's fragrance oil on charcoal sticks. We believe in honest pricing and honest ingredients. Your wallet (and your intentions) will thank you.