Writing Supplies for Chaotic Witches
From handcrafted grimoires to satirical spell books that'll make you snort-laugh, we've got all your writing needs covered. Perfect for documenting your spiritual journey, making grocery lists, or pretending you have your magical life together.
All the essentials for putting your chaotic thoughts on paper. Because sometimes your spiritual downloads need somewhere to live besides random napkins.
Grimoires & Spell Books
Handcrafted grimoires made with love in our Georgia studio because your Book of Shadows deserves something special. Each one is unique and interesting - we don't do boring! Made from various beautiful materials because your magical practice should be as individual as you are. Ships in 1-2 business days.
Guided Journals
Spiral-bound journals with prompts that actually make sense for real witches. No toxic positivity here - just honest questions for your spiritual journey. Perfect for when you want guidance but your brain is too scattered to know where to start.
Blank/Lined Notebooks
Print-on-demand journals with covers that match your sarcastic energy. Perfect for lists, thoughts, spell notes, or documenting why Mercury retrograde is ruining your life again. Funny covers guaranteed to spark conversations. Ships in 3-5 business days.
Satirical Notebooks (Take a Look)
Fake witchy book covers that are absolutely hilarious! Complete with author bios, testimonials, and titles like you'd find in a real metaphysical bookstore - if real metaphysical bookstores had a sense of humor. Line-ruled pages inside for your actual thoughts. Perfect for confusing your coworkers and entertaining fellow sarcastic souls. Ships in 3-5 business days.